Mr. President

Call me Mr. President.

vinegod:

who made this chicken 🐓 by Chip Hoch

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eurovisionthongcontest:

I want to sleep with you. Not have sex, just sleep. With you. I want to breathe on your neck and lock our legs together. I want…actually wait no I do want sex.

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holynipples:

my friend is babysitting my hamster

holynipples:

my friend is babysitting my hamster

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Hypocrisy

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classyhats:

digg:

This is what fireworks look like in the day time.

why doesn’t this have more notes holy shit

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Sometimes, I guess there just aren’t enough rocks.

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